If bumping uglies is supposed to strengthen marriage, how come married broads don't put out?

It's true. Bumpin' uglies *does* strengthen marriage. But it doesn't have to be with the wife. (Just trying to add some dark humor, lol, but all jokes have an element of truth.) After all, if a man get a ual fix from somewhere else, he won't bother his wife with requests for . In the end, everyone is happy: the husband gets to have , and the wife gets to be left alone.